undercovermartyn14:

gerardandlindseyway:

MCR stuff giveaway!

I’m giving away the following items (some of the pictures are taken from google images cos I was too lazy to take my own, products are the same though)

  • one Acid Embrace ‘Killjoys make some noise’ shirt in M
  • one Acid Embrace ‘Look alive sunshine’ pillowcase
  • one Frank Iero guitar pick (the penis one)
  • one MCR Kerrang poster special 
  • one HQ  Gerard print 70x50cm (high-gloss paper) 
  • a $50 voucher for the MCR online store (not pictured)

Rules

  • reblog as many times as you want, likes also count
  • you don’t have to follow me but it’d be nice if you did
  • I ship worldwide
  • blogs created for the giveaway don’t count
  • ends June 1st
  • if you don’t want to spend the $50 at the MCR online shop, something else can be arranged
  • I don’t favour anyone so please don’t message me :)

Good luck and happy reblogging!

I can’t begin to explain how happy i would be. they were the first band i ever listened to.

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IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH. Sure...why not.

Well, no one ever asks, so I'll just answer:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? couch
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: I kissed my boyfriend at the time last. That was over a year ago.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: John Watson or Sherlock Holmes. God I'm boring.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: When someone I'm attracted to looks me in the eyes.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Somewhere uncomfortable or out in the open where people can see.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: he breathed in my ear like a pig and I was totally turned off.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: When this guy just reached up and I could see part of his side and the curve of his shoulders.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: I'm not into any bondage. Maybe hands to a headboard.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Something soft like a scarf.
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Look me in the eyes and be completely serious. One of those "I'm looking into your soul" looks. Or a passionate kiss.
11: Top or bottom? bottom
12: We were about to Kiss but then We didn't. I'm so boring.
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug? No.
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is fine, thank you very much.
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My memory box.
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Sackenzie.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: gagging. I've never gotten it.
18: Weirdest sexual act someone has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Someone tried to grope my breasts. I don't like that.
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Uh...yeah. After I ate pineapple. I was curious. and it was interesting.
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Only if you want babies, if you're on some other form of contraceptive, and you know your partner doesn't have any stds.
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Mr. Old. Not gonna lie.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: none, that's just weird.
23: How big is too big (peniswise): Something that doesn't fit...
24: One sexual thing you would never do: anything with pain or slapping or hitting.
25: Biggest turn on: kissing, especially of the neck or ears.
26: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, bottom lip, ears.
27: Worst possible time to get horny: at school.
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yes, i love it.
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: None really.
30: How much fapping is too much fapping: More than once a day.
31: Best sexual complement you ever got: you're a good kisser. I don't really have any sexual experiences.
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: landing strip. Though Jumanji can be okay if it's a least trimmed. Bald isn't bad either.
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: sure?
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they are hot, smart and funny, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body: the curl in the corner of my lip.
36: Favorite foreplay activities: kissing. everywhere.
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Love is greater than sex.
38: What do you wear to bed? usually just a tshirt and my undies.
39: When was the first time you masturbated: i don't even remember.
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? dear god, NO.
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? never.
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes.
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? no.
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? shower head.
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? no
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? no.
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? that's weird. picking a song to have sex to...
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? when someone swallows. or just watching someone's mouth as they smile or talk.
49: Most attractive celebrity? Sam Halliday.
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? yes cos it's interesting. idk i'm insane.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Three.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no because i don't take nude pics.
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? when a guy just like...makes you touch his penis or tells you to do stuff. that's annoying.
54: Do you have stretch marks? yes
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? i hate them so much
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? some people make fun of them
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) kind of. i don't like gagging.
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? that's pretty hot.
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? i think it'd be cool.
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? like, all food. at all.
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? no.
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) no.
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? yes.
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? prostitute because then someone who wasn't there doesn't watch it.
66: Do you watch porn? yes
67: How small is too small? 5 or under.
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yes because apparently i'm just weird.
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My last ex. It meant everything. But I'm retarded, so that's that.
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? HA that'd be so awkward, but sure i guess.
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? it depends on what i'm wearing.
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? no.
73: If you could give yourself head, would you? ha yeah just to see what it feels like.
74: Booty or Boobs? boobs.
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Pancho.
76: Have you ever been on an official date? no.
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no.
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Faith Donahue. Idk.
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) no and noo
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? eww i would burn it.
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? well that's weird.

WELL! No one cares, So I'm just gonna answer:

200: My crushs name is: Sean.
199: I was born in: a hospital.
198: I am really: sad.
197: My cellphone company is: AT&T
196: My eye color is: brown
195: My shoe size is: 7
194: My ring size is: 7.5
193: My height is: 5' 1.5"
192: I am allergic to: pollen, dust, dirt, most plants, expecially grasses and milk.
191: My 1st car was: a 1974 VW 412/Squareback
190: My 1st job was: a groom at a horse stable.
189: Last book you read: Balzac's Shorter Stories
188: My bed is: covered in blankets
187: My pet: doesn't love me. None of them do.
186: My best friend: IS AMAZING. I love her so much <3
185: My favorite shampoo is: Au natural. I don't like using artificial things on my hair.
184: Xbox or ps3: neither. I don't game at all.
183: Piggy banks are: okay I guess. I just use a jar.
182: In my pockets: Actually, nothing at the moment.
181: On my calendar: My birthday on Thursday, my friend's birthday, my other friend's birthday, my OTHER friend's birthday, and the last day of school this year.
180: Marriage is: a religious institute. I dislike it. But I will be married someday.
179: Spongebob can: annoy the fuck out of you.
178: My mom: is amazing.
177: The last three songs I bought were? HAHAHA, buy music?
176: Last YouTube video watched: Gotye videos.
175: How many cousins do you have? a fuckton
174: Do you have any siblings? no
173: Are your parents divorced? yes
172: Are you taller than your mom? no
171: Do you play an instrument? many, yes
170: What did you do yesterday? went to a wedding and stared at an incredibly hot 30-something year old.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: yes
168: Luck: yes
167: Fate: no
166: Yourself: sure
165: Aliens: ha yeah, we can't be the ONLY creature in all of the universe.
164: Heaven: sure
163: Hell: sure
162: God: i guess
161: Horoscopes: sometimes
160: Soul mates: yes
159: Ghosts: yes
158: Gay Marriage: YES.
157: War: no
156: Orbs: what the fuck?
155: Magic: I hope but i'm not sure haha
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: it depends on the person.
153: Drunk or High: high.
152: Phone or Online: online
151: Red heads or Black haired: both are nice
150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
149: Hot or cold: cold
148: Summer or winter: winter
147: Autumn or Spring: autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
145: Night or Day: night
144: Oranges or Apples: oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair: curly
142: McDonalds or Burger King: neither. disgusting.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: dark chocolate
140: Mac or PC: pc
139: Flip flops or high heels: depends on the situation
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: neither, ew.
136: Hillary or Obama: hillary
135: Burried or cremated: cremated
134: Singing or Dancing: singing
133: Coach or Chanel: neither
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who?
131: Small town or Big city: big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler
128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicurrrrr
127: East Coast or West Coast: WEST COAST.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: my birthday. i'm not particularly religious.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate, i've terrible allergies.
124: Disney or Six Flags: idk really.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: neither, i hate sports.
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War: There is rarely ever an excuse for it. It disgusts me. We send young men out to die, to fight while the leaders sit behind their desks. It's disgusting.
121: George Bush: A failure.
120: Gay Marriage: Beautiful
119: The presidential election: A sack of utter bullshit.
118: Abortion: should be the woman's choice.
117: MySpace: hahahahahha
116: Reality TV: sends the wrong message and keeps people glued to the television and caught in a cycle of never ending stupidity.
115: Parents: can be amazing, can be horrible.
114: Back stabbers: pathetic.
113: Ebay: rad.
112: Facebook: sadly addicting
111: Work: pays the bills
110: My Neighbors: old
109: Gas Prices: ridiculous
108: Designer Clothes: pointless
107: College: expensive
106: Sports: lame
105: My family: meh
104: The future: bleak
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: yesterday
102: Last time you ate: like an hour ago
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: yesterday
100: Cried in front of someone: i have no idea, i usually cry alone
99: Went to a movie theater: a week or two ago
98: Took a vacation: summer vacation counts?
97: Swam in a pool: a few weeks ago
96: Changed a diaper: never
95: Got my nails done: a year ago
94: Went to a wedding: yesterday
93: Broke a bone: never
92: Got a peircing: last week
91: Broke the law: this last week
90: Texted: a few mins ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Sean and Sydney (my best friend)
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my room
87: The last movie I saw: The Raven
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: living?
85: The thing im not looking forward to: dying
84: People call me: Mackenzie or Sackenzie
83: The most difficult thing to do is: control your emotions
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never
81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus or is it a Boar?
80: The first person i talked to today was: My mom.
79: First time you had a crush: 2nd grade.
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: Sydney.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Yesterday
76: Right now I am talking to: no one
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: be a teacher
74: I have/will get a job: eventually
73: Tomorrow: is school. I will see Sean. He will still not ask me out.
72: Today: Has been boring.
71: Next Summer: I will hang out with Sydney and try to hang out with Sean.
70: Next Weekend: I will do something for my birthday Friday night which will carry on to saturday
69: I have these pets: 9 chickens, one military macaw, two cats, two dogs.
68: The worst sound in the world: silence
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself
66: People that make you happy: Sean, Sydney/Kydney, Matt, Morgan, myself.
65: Last time I cried: i have no idea.
64: My friends are: Sydney, Morgan, Sean, and Maggie.
63: My computer is: retarded
62: My School: is crap.
61: My Car: is amazing :)
60: I lose all respect for people who: piss me off or disappoint me somehow.
59: The movie I cried at was: War Horse, but I can't remember any other instances currently.
58: Your hair color is: Dark brown, almost black
57: TV shows you watch: Doctor Who.
56: Favorite web site: Sadly, facebook.
55: Your dream vacation: To go back home to the uk.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I fell off a horse I think. I nearly cracked my ribs.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium.
52: My room is: a disaster area, but my home.
51: My favorite celebrity is: Two Door Cinema Club <3
50: Where would you like to be: home. the uk. with someone i like to be around.
49: Do you want children: maybe one or two.
48: Ever been in love: yes.
47: Who's your best friend: Sydney/Kydney
46: More guy friends or girl friends: guy friends.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: just being happy
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Sean
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally, yes.
41: Have you pre-named your children: AHAHAHA yes.
40: Last person I got mad at: Sean.
39: I would like to move to: the uk.
38: I wish I was a professional: artist or musician
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: dark chocolate
36: Vehicle: 1974 VW 412. or any other VW for that matter
35: President: JFK
34: State visited: Oregon
33: Cellphone provider: what the fuck? idk i've only had one.
32: Athlete: don't have one.
31: Actor: Jude Law. Robert Downey Jr.
30: Actress: None really.
29: Singer: Alex Trimble.
28: Band: Two Door Cinema Club
27: Clothing store: Forever 21
26: Grocery store: Fresh & Easy
25: TV show: Doctor Who
24: Movie: The Illusionist.
23: Website: facebook, i guess
22: Animal: Horse
21: Theme park: none.
20: Holiday: Halloween
19: Sport to watch: football/soccer.
18: Sport to play: football/soccer. not that american football crap.
17: Magazine: don't really have one.
16: Book: Maybe a Miracle by Brian Strause.
15: Day of the week: Friday. They always seem so long.
14: Beach: Muir and Miramontes beach, both are in Half Moon Bay.
13: Concert attended: Outside Lands. Also Two Door Cinema Club & My Chemical Romance.
12: Thing to cook: I prefer baking, but I enjoy cooking in general
11: Food: Asian, specifically Thai, Japanese, and Chinese.
10: Restaurant: Thai Spice
9: Radio station: i don't listen to the radio anymore.
8: Yankee candle scent: uh, vanilla?
7: Perfume: I like Be Delicious by DKNY but also Sugar Sugar by Tokyomilk
6: Flower: Dahlia.
5: Color: I don't have one
4: Talk show host: Ellen Degeneres
3: Comedian: I have no idea.
2: Dog breed: sometime big, like Newfoundlands or maybe even a black lab/doberman mix.
1: did you answer all these honesty? yes.
oliviascrivens:

i’m going to be a history teacher when i grow up now pls and thnx

oliviascrivens:

i’m going to be a history teacher when i grow up now pls and thnx

lgbtqgmh:

[Overly enthusiastic PFLAG mother meme: Trans? You’re not my son anymore. You’re my daughter!]

lgbtqgmh:

[Overly enthusiastic PFLAG mother meme: Trans? You’re not my son anymore. You’re my daughter!]

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nicotinerampage:

intoxicationss:

nicotinerampage:

dance-like-pete-wentz:

smellslikezombies:

ryroswhore:

i-have-no-story-to-be-told:

ohitsonlyme:

pickyourselfbackup:

thatangelfromyournightmare:

brendonuriesstalker:

t0uj0urspur:




I will always reblog this

DONT FORGET:
Brendon Urie broke his ankle on the stairs to the stage and played the rest of the set hopping, and got bottled in the eye with a glass bottle, went unconsious, got up and continued the set.

reblogged like five times




Real men forever proving that Justin Bieber is a little bitch.

HOW ABOUT WHEN PETE WENTZ BROKE HIS LEG AFTER JUMPING OFF THE STAGE SPEAKER AND LANDING ON IT.

^

he also didn’t play a couple shows because he had a cold..
XD

x) he is a little bitch x)

he is.
i mean, i understand he is a dancer and a singer, but if you break your toe, you can still sing, you don’t have to dance. XD
and i love this pic

nicotinerampage:

intoxicationss:

nicotinerampage:

dance-like-pete-wentz:

smellslikezombies:

ryroswhore:

i-have-no-story-to-be-told:

ohitsonlyme:

pickyourselfbackup:

thatangelfromyournightmare:

brendonuriesstalker:

t0uj0urspur:

I will always reblog this

DONT FORGET:

Brendon Urie broke his ankle on the stairs to the stage and played the rest of the set hopping, and got bottled in the eye with a glass bottle, went unconsious, got up and continued the set.

reblogged like five times

Real men forever proving that Justin Bieber is a little bitch.

HOW ABOUT WHEN PETE WENTZ BROKE HIS LEG AFTER JUMPING OFF THE STAGE SPEAKER AND LANDING ON IT.

^

he also didn’t play a couple shows because he had a cold..

XD

x) he is a little bitch x)

he is.

i mean, i understand he is a dancer and a singer, but if you break your toe, you can still sing, you don’t have to dance. XD

and i love this pic

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Bar Chords will be the death of me.

undercovermartyn14:

jaxthevampire:

nicotinerampage:

jaxthevampire:

^ THIS. 

fucking small hands and shit. 

i hate bar chords with a burning passion…i have long fingers but still, those chords suck donkey balls.

basically. 

I can play bass but I can’t do a goddamn barre chord…

(Source: demolitionloverr)

White Silence (Indie Film.)

If you like art, keep reading!

HI! If you’re interested in art, please check out my art page on Facebook!
I share it with my best-friend, and we post tons of pictures of our latest works.

Our work is typically abstract or psychedelic. We tend to use black gel pens, but other mediums such as water-colour and charcoal are used as well.

I hope you enjoy our art, and feel free to leave your feedback, we’d love to hear it!

-Raven Heart Art Collective:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Raven-Heart-Art-Collective/173236369466482

gerardandlindseyway:

MCR stuff giveaway!

I’m giving away the following items (some of the pictures are taken from google images cos I was too lazy to take my own, products are the same though)

  • one Acid Embrace ‘Killjoys make some noise’ shirt in M
  • one Acid Embrace ‘Look alive sunshine’ pillowcase
  • one Frank Iero guitar pick (the penis one)
  • one MCR Kerrang poster special 
  • one HQ  Gerard print 70x50cm (high-gloss paper) 
  • a $50 voucher for the MCR online store (not pictured)

Rules

  • reblog as many times as you want, likes also count
  • you don’t have to follow me but it’d be nice if you did
  • I ship worldwide
  • blogs created for the giveaway don’t count
  • ends June 1st
  • if you don’t want to spend the $50 at the MCR online shop, something else can be arranged
  • I don’t favour anyone so please don’t message me :)

Good luck and happy reblogging!

I can’t begin to explain how much I would cry if I won…

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